Joke on CA Articleship

Two friends died. One a CA and another a Doctor. They reached Yamaloka.

Yamraj: You both have committed same sins and both seems to have same merits. So doctor will get 5 year in hell and CA 1.5 years hell term.

Doctor asked Yamraj : Why I got 3.5 years more when our sins are equal

Yamraj : CA has already served 3.5 yr hell in articleship. So he got less term.

Who Kissed Aishwarya ? Manmohan Singh, Sonia Gandhi, Aishwarya Rai and President Bush Joke

Manmohan Singh, Sonia Gandhi, president Bush & Aishwarya Rai were travelling in a train

Once Manmohan singh, Bush, Sonia gandhi n Aishwarya were going in a train. The train passes thru a tunnel. There is sound of kissing n a slap. Wen train comes out Bush’s face is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Sonia is thinking :
These americans are all crazy for aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him!

Aishwarya is thinking :
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed sonia & got slapped.

Bush is thinking :

Dam it! Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me!

Manmohan is thnkin : if dis train passes thru anothr tunnel i vil again make kissing sound n again slap Bush… Proud to be an INDIAN.