Wednesday, 19 October 2011

Beautiful Thoughts on Life in Hindi



"AJEEB HAI NA"
Rs.20 Ka NOTE Bahot ZYADA Lagta Hai Jab GARIB Ko Dena Ho, Magar HOTEL Mein TIP Dena Ho To Bahot KAM Lagta Hai.
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3_Minute Ke Liye BHAGWAN Ko YAAD Karna Kitna MUSHKIL Hai,
Magar 3_Hours Ka FILM Dekhna AASAAN.
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Pure Din MEHNAT Ke Baad GYM Jaane Se Nehi THAKTE, Magar Jab MAA-BAAP Ke PAIR DABANA Ho To HUM THAK Jaate Hain.
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VALENTINE's DAY Ke Liye HUM Puure SAAL Intezar Karte Hai, Magar MOTHER's DAY Kab Hai hume Pata Hi Nahi.

Funny Cartoon on Why Husbands change after Marriage


Thursday, 6 October 2011

Steve Jobs is no More - Remembering Him

Steve Jobs is Co-Founder of Apple and a great visionary, he was just 56 when he died. He was an American computer entrepreneur and inventor. He was also chairman, and chief executive officer of Apple Inc.


This is Screenshot of Apple's Official Website http://www.apple.com in respect of Steve after his death.


Flags flown at half-staff outside the Apple Campus on the announcement of Steve Jobs' death.


Timothy D. "Tim" Cook (born November 1, 1960) is the chief executive officer of Apple Inc., having joined the company in March 1998 He was named CEO after Steve Jobs announced his resignation on August 24, 2011.

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Following the loss of visionary Apple co-founder Steve Jobs, President Obama released this statement:
Michelle and I are saddened to learn of the passing of Steve Jobs. Steve was among the greatest of American innovators - brave enough to think differently, bold enough to believe he could change the world, and talented enough to do it.
By building one of the planet’s most successful companies from his garage, he exemplified the spirit of American ingenuity.  By making computers personal and putting the internet in our pockets, he made the information revolution not only accessible, but intuitive and fun.  And by turning his talents to storytelling, he has brought joy to millions of children and grownups alike. Steve was fond of saying that he lived every day like it was his last.  Because he did, he transformed our lives, redefined entire industries, and achieved one of the rarest feats in human history: he changed the way each of us sees the world.
The world has lost a visionary. And there may be no greater tribute to Steve’s success than the fact that much of the world learned of his passing on a device he invented. Michelle and I send our thoughts and prayers to Steve’s wife Laurene, his family, and all those who loved him.


Riya Sen Exposing in Multicolour Saree


Sunday, 2 October 2011

Funny Story - Don't Mess with Women

A lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India...

Dear Sunita Darling,

I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.
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Your loving husband,
Tushar


His wife replied...

TINKU KE PAPPA ,
Thanks for the 100 kisses. Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand..
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart,
Sunita

NEVER MESS WITH WOMEN